You see, nothing is as good as it was when Chubby Gristle came out on the ZX Sinclair Spectrum because all of a sudden companies are being too safe and greedy and charging too much for games.
They'll tell you exactly how rubbish every supposedly ‘good' game or console is since 2006. Video games have been terrible for a long time though, just ask the internet. Puppeteers in the White House, clowns in Downing Street, and I think Russia is under the control of a secret cult of mimes.
The Western world is in some pretty shades of shit right now.
